SEASON 3 QUOTATIONS
From Episode 3.23, "Put On a Happy Face":
MARY: Oh, chocolate isn't gonna solve anything.
RHODA: No, no. Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.
MARY: (lifting head up off the desk after momentary siesta) Murray, I am just so sick of writing obituaries. I've wanted to end the last five with (imitating Porky Pig) "ebedee, ebedee, ebedee, that's all folks!"
TED: Hi Mary! Your hair looks all bumpy.
MARY: Hello, this is Mary Richards, may I please speak to the owner? (pause) He is? (realizes that Mitchell, the owner, is standing right there) Uh huh. (pause) Thank you very much. (hangs up) Mr. Mitchell, what are you going to do about this dress?! It's practically brand new. I only wore it twice. Alright, you want the truth? I only wore it once. I'm sorry, I don't usually get this way in front of the cleaners.
TED: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. You all know me, Ted Baxter, WJM TV Six O'Clock News. Now I know I didn't win anything tonight, but I also know that your giving Mary Richards the award was your way of saying, 'Thanks, Ted for a job well done.' (opens speech). It all started in a five-thousand-watt radio station in Fresno, California. A sixty-five dollar paycheck and a crazy dream.
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